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Weird Wishes

2014

June 5

I wish that I can inflate my breasts by chewing gum and then deflate my breast when I stop chewing.
- by anonymous

May 28

I wish i have a mango leaf so i can be happy and get my wish please grant me this wish today May 28 2014.
- by Paul deniro Jackson

May 25

I wish I didn't feel anything, not the wind on my face, nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman's flesh, I want this to happen right now
- by Dennis

May 19

I wish that right this instant miles will kik me.
- by anonymous

May 14

I wish when i walk to work or to any gas station store that i find some coins or dollar bills or even winning scratch off tickets on the ground, or anything worth any money on the ground or grass or dirt.
- by heleka

April 12

I wish that all the people around me will fall asleep now.
- by audrey

April 5

I wish I was a puppet.
- by wayne

March 31

I wish that I looked like 8 year old kid for the rest of my life, and everybody I know thought I always did.
- by anonymous

March 22

I wish that me and my friend would switch our bodies for a week so that we can get to know how each others daily lives goes by. My friends name is Kennedy Nau and mine is Austin O'Brien. I want it so that by the time both of us wake up tomorrow morning that we will be in each others body. The swap will occur while both me and my friend are sleeping and when we wake up we will notice that we are in each others body. I want this wish to happen tonight.
- by Swapy

March 2

I wii wish that within 11minutes, there will be a knock on the door (ghimo, 02-269 block 7) and there will be a cute guy standing there with a huge package filled with all the littlest pet shops (lps) figurines, accesaries and playsets ever made still in their packaging.the cute guy will give the package to me in 5minutes.
- by anonymous

February 28

I wish that I could jump higher than a kangaroo.
- by Imapro

February 20

I wish to watch my girlfriend Shatiena have sex with another man on cam.
- by Josh

January 28

I wish that my mom will believe me when I tell her a false story about me loosing my phone and making it seem like someone broke in even tho nobody didn't.
- by Keonna Lapri Bennette

January 26

I wish that in 5 seconds when I mix water and soda it will make a muscle growth potion that will bring me a very painful muscle growth that will make me shredded to the bone!
- by Joey

January 23

I wish that on January 25,2014 i will be able to have a choice from fake nails to clothes.So basically just like a stack of clothes in one pile. And in the other pile there will be packets of fake nails that I can pick from.
- by anonymous

I wish that on January 25,2014 i will be able to have a choice from fake nails to clothes.So basically just like a stack of clothes in one pile. And in the other pile there will be packets of fake nails that I can pick from.
- by anonymous

January 14

I don't even know if this is gonna work or something. I'm afraid it might cause the opposite of what I want to happen - don't think I'm an idiot or something even if I am. so i'm just gonna try to write some small wishes. I wish i can have my popcorn tonight. BIG SIZE. thanks.
- by idk

January 13

I wish that my third eye is fully activated when i get up tommorow morning.
- by rocky

2013

December 11

I wish to become the BIGGEST and FATTEST football player ever i need to gain 450 pounds and have a 35% body fat and need to be 6 feet 5 inch i need a fat body mass i want my stomachto hang over i need to get big and fat now i wont mind going through the pain of getting fat and geting bigger.
- by E.Howler

November 22

I wish I was as fat as my friend Luke.
- by anonymous

October 29

I wish that I can shapeshift by looking at or thinking about someone and I can turn back into myself by thinking it, but I can only shapeshift three times a day and if I do not turn back into myself by the end of the day I am stuck in the form I shapeshifted into for the entire week.
- by Austin

October 12

I wish Kazi Rafayatdin's entire face changes to look like a completely different person on October 13, 2013 when he wakes up in the morning.
- by Rafi

October 8

I wish to become a dobbleganger for Lara Croft.
- by Jane Seymorew

September 27

I wish i was a cloud.
- by shady

September 8

I wish that I will find a box in my room that contains 50 rolls of black, breatheable, self-adhesive, non-toxic and durable bondage tape.
- by anonymous

September 7

I wish that I could break my leg today.
- by Jane

I wish I saw one rainbow reflection each minute for seven minutes ONLY. I wish this all came true in 2 minutes.
- by Please make it true!!!!!!!